While we can't prevent believers (a.k.a. religious people of any cloth) from registering at Selfish Heathens, we try to maintain this site as a safe haven for childfree atheists. You should know that we don't roll out the welcome wagon for Believers. However, if you choose to register, try to refrain from going through the stages of the common Fundie Troll because this is an unmoderated board. You will be flamed relentlessly and added to our TROLL BLACKLIST. You would be especially wise to not even bring your religion into a discussion. We do not care if you aren't like all the "other" Christians/Jews/Buddhists/Wiccans/Pagans/Muslims. We do not care if you feel that your religion is poorly represented by its most vocal idiots. As atheists and agnostics, we find religion to be silly on any level. You won't find much sympathy here, nor will you enjoy how openly critical we are of religion in general.

Stages of The Common Fundie Troll

First Stage - The Wheedles: hi this is not a flame i just want ask question why do you hate christians? not all christians are bad i am not a fundie.

Second Stage - The Ingratiating and Back-patting: oh i totally understand and respect your lack of faith...congratulations i'm happy for u...wow i have one of those too isnt it a small world...where are you from i come from there...oh thats terrible i know what ur going thru...hugs!! lots of hugs to everyone, i just want to be yr friendz and spread christian love

Third Stage - The Apologetics: but i'm diffrent i don't hate gay people or steal money from little old ladies like televangelists!!!! i am a true christian who loves everyone just like it says to in the bible its the divine word of god i just want you to understand what my religion is really about i told you i'm not a fundie like the others!

Fourth Stage - The Defensiveness: you don't understand i am not like that i just want to tell you why i'm not like other christians i told you i was different. i'm the minority on this board that's why i brought up my religion you don't know how hard it is to be the only christian here and people are hrting my feeligns i am not a stupid sheeple because i'm religious. ur offending me!

Fifth Stage - Aaaah, The Hostility (it's finally here): you hateful people hate christians!!!!11!!!11! you keep picking on me asking me to justify my beleif well it's my belief it has nothing to do with you so why don't you respect my choice [to not think for myself] and leve me alone. i just want to talk about issues but you are being a mean bitch and i hope when you die you go to hell and are burnd for ever because your evil!

Optional Sixth Stage - Sabotage w/ Sock Puppet After Being Banned: fuck you all you satan worshipers deserve to rot in hell!!!!

Don't let that be you!