While we don't expressly forbid parents from registering at Selfish Heathens, we like to maintain this site as a safe haven for the childfree. If you choose to register, try to refrain from going through the stages of the common Breeder Troll because this is an unmoderated board. You will be flamed relentlessly and added to our TROLL BLACKLIST.

Stages of The Common Breeder Troll

First Stage - The Wheedles: hi this is not a flame i just want ask question why do you hate children? not all parents are bad i am not a bad parent.

Second Stage - The Ingratiating and Back-patting: oh i totally understand and respect your decision...congratulations i'm happy for u...wow i have one of those too isnt it a small world...where are you from i come from there...oh thats terrible i know what ur going thru...hugs!! lots of hugs to everyone, i just want to be yr friendz!

Third Stage - The Apologetics: but my child is diffrent he is well-behaved and is good in public everyone tells me what a well-behaved child i have and i only let them watch the 'mergency brodcast signal on TV and they only get to eat berries and squirrel jerky its healthier. i am a better parent than other parents my kids are smarter do better in school.

Fourth Stage - The Defensiveness: you dont know what my life is like parnting is hard you don't understand i am not like that i just want to debate n discuss issues with you i told you i was different. it costs a lot to raise a child thats why the tax money is important.

Fifth Stage - Aaaah, The Hostility (it's finally here): you hateful people hate children its a good thing you're not having kids you would be mean bitter abusive parents poor kids! you keep picking on me asking me to justify my choice well it's my choice has nothing to do with you so why don't you respect my choice [to bloat the earth with humanity] and leve me alone. i just want to talk about issues but you are being a mean bitch and i hope when my kid takes care of you he pushes your wheelchair down stares.

Optional Sixth Stage - Sabotage w/ Sock Puppet After Being Banned: fuck you all you childhaters deserve to rot in hlel.

Don't let that be you! Otherwise, you might find yourself on our public Troll Blacklist.